FUNNY JOKES

One boy found Rs. 100.
.                                                                                  
He went to a 5 star hotel for dinner.
.
Bill Rs. 3000
.
He was unable to pay.
.
Manager handed him to police.
.
He gave Rs.100 to policeman and was free.
It's called financial management without MBA. tongue emoticon


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A woman went for fishing.
She enjoyed boating & got tired.
She
sat, kept her things & started
reading a
book.
.
Policeman came, said: Mam u r in
"NO" fishing Zone.
.
She said: "I am reading not
fishing."
.
Policeman said:
"But u have all equipment & any
time
u can start."
.
Woman shouted: "Im not fishing
here.
Now u r sexually harrassing me."
.
Policeman said: "I am not doing
anything!"
.
She smiled: "You have all
equipments
and u can also start anytime 

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